Monster Cookies!

Question: “Would you like a cookie?” Response: “No” …what? Is No an option to that question? Isn’t it more like, a rhetorical question? Q: “Would you like a cookie?” Answer: A) Absofreakinlutely B) Yes, please C) No words, just an outreached hand to procure said cookie So, anyway, would you like one? OF COURSE! If…